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The Universal Übernuke may seem like a joke. Please be informed that's not a joke, however, and please, don't put the Universal Übernuke in the Joke conceptions category.
The Universal Übernuke is the most powerful agent as of this transcript.It was created in a lab miles below Danzig-Westpreußen by me,5.12.159.141.It was the biggest mistake anyone made.It is solely a small nuke aparatus...pressing the included button will,in theory,destroy the entire universe.It does this by symphoning the energy from every possible distant location and compressing it to a very fine point - it then stops compressing,and it releases such energy that it may create an entire new universe.I spent 5 minutes making this in private and now the Gestapos must seize it to reverse-engineer its mystical technologies.But the joke's on them...if they tamper with it in any way besides handling,it activates.Even a bit of dust flying in through a tiny gap will set it off,which is why I stored it in a perfect vacuum without any gravity and an electromagnetic field in place to keep it floating...
You can take it off my hands for 20M Nazi Money.I don't care anymore.
(Editor's note:It deals TREE(∞)TREE(∞) damage to every internet page.Nothing will survive,not even a single photon.You can only use it once,ever,since it annihilates the ENTIRE INTERNET.)